This morning I was restocking the conference room's fridge when a diet coke fell out of my hand, hit the carpeted floor and EXPLODED! Soda flew onto my clothes, on the credenza, in between the credenza and fridge, in the fridge and on the carpet. It was everywhere! I went to my desk and grabbed my handy dandy Shout Wipes and cleaned myself up and then called Facilities and had them come shampoo my mess.
Note to self: order paper towels for conference room. Beverages napkins don't absorb crap!