Show up for work
Turn on lights
Log onto computer
Get keys from secret spot
Restock boss’s fridge
Unlock boss’s office door
Put Wall Street Journal on table
Change desk calendar to right date
Change desk cube dates to correct date
Clean eye glasses and place on keyboard
Place pen on key board
Spray room with Mango scented air freshener
Set up conference room
Restock conference room’s fridge
Spray the room with Lysol
Look at today’s calendar . . . wait for boss to come in.
Play on the internet until boss comes in :)
Get him some tea, a Friday bagel, review calendar, and send him off to a meetings
Back to playing on the internet
Make a call for the boss
Reschedule some meetings
Back to playing on the internet, again
Boss leaves for the day…. And back to playing on the internet and the rest of the day free.
Life is good!