Wednesday is normally Original Mike’s night, were I go to listen to the band Soto and hang out with friends. This past Wednesday we decided not to go and instead Jay, Santa and I went worked out, cleaned, had dinner, shopped at Target and watch Pride and Prejudice, or at least attempted to. All of us fell asleep during the movie. Santa laid across the bottom of the bed, Jay laid diagonally, and I was on one corner. I am sure Santa’s two beagles, Toby and Trigger made it up on the bed at some point, too.
At one point I felt a nudge and heard Jay ask me if I was ok. I vaguely remember making a noise in my sleep that woke me up, but apparently I was talking/moaning a lot in my sleep! How embarrassing! All I remember was having a nightmare of me looking at myself in the mirror. It was a lucid dream, so it felt as if it was real. I looked down and I was a huge, fat women! I had tons of rolls and I was so bothered that not only did I have rolls, but the rolls had cellulite. I even grabed a roll and was examining the cellulite. I remember being so shocked because I really thought this was “real” life and here I was lean one day and obese the next! This must be every woman’s nightmare and there I am having it with my friends on the bed! Well, at least I didn’t toot! Or worst, at least I didn’t toot and have it be a “silent but deadly” one. Oh lord…Now that would be embarrassing and I would not be able to blog about!