Friday, June 27, 2008

Fat Bottom Girls

I think I was indirectly called fat (not phat) today. The IT guy was working on my computer last night and left me a note that he still needed to work on my computer in the morning because he could not retrieve my folder that magically disappeared.

He came in and made the file magically reappear and before he left he said that “since I was a good sport” he felt that he could share a story about him this morning. Apparently this morning he woke up, turn off his alarm and laid there thinking of stuff he needed to get done that day. My computer problem popped in his head and THEN he said that Queen’s Fat Bottom Girls came on. I asked him “what’s that supposed to mean?” and he said “I knew you were a good sport!” and walked away. Obviously, I thought he was telling me I was fat/heavier/bigger, since we were talking about working out and how in the last year I have gained 28 lbs and have been struggling to get if off AND was wearing jeans today. Jay thinks he was telling me that I have a nice ass.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes, he was saying you had a VERY scrumptous ass....read the lyrics!!

Are you gonna take me home tonight ?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery - huh
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

I've been singing with my band
Across the water across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime

C'mon
Oh won't you take me home tonight ?
Oh down beside your red firelight
[ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/vv ]
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the
rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the
rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in ma' bones
Ain't no beauty Queens in this
locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make
a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh (I know) you gonna take me
home tonight (please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out ?
Fat bottomed girls you make the
rockin' world go round yeah
Fat bottomed girls you make the
rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, ride 'em, c'mon
Fat bottomed girls - yes yes

Anonymous said...

He is saying you have a nice booty :) Its a ggod thing :)

Anonymous said...

I would have said MUCHOS GRASSYASS!! Then I would have told him to spank my big ass.